Remember, old folks are worth a fortune, with silver in their hair, gold
in their teeth, stones in their kidneys, lead in their feet and gas in
their stomachs.
I have become a little older since I saw you last, and a few changes have
come into my life since then. Frankly, I have become quite a frivolous
old gal. I am seeing five gentlemen every day. As soon as I wake up, Will
Power helps me get out of bed. Then I go to see John. Then Charlie Horse
comes along, and when he is here, he takes a lot of my time and attention.
When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the day. He
doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to
joint. After such a busy day I'm really tired and glad to go to bed with Ben Gay. What a life!
P.S. The preacher came to call the other day. He said at my age I should be thinking about the hereafter. I told him, "Oh, I do it all the time.
No matter where I am - in the parlor, upstairs, in the kitchen, or down
in the basement - I ask myself, Now, what am I here after?"
Signed
An Old Gal
Courtesy of: Old Farmers Almanac